How to Use 10 Common Apple Varieties

Published Tuesday, November 10th, 2015
How to Use 10 Common Apple Varieties
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Ever wondered which apples are best for baking, cooking, or eating fresh?  Here is a list of the 10 most common varieties available in North America almost year-round and how best to use them.  Bookmark this for future reference.

Granny Smith apple - How to Use 10 Common Apple Varieties

Granny Smith
Best for: Baking.
Granny Smith apples are often the go-to apples for baking because they hold their shape well when cooked, which is ideal for pie. These apples have a tart flavor, so extra sugar may be needed if you’re making a dessert.  Their skin is tough, which is not always desirable when eating fresh.  This is the suggested apple for my quick and easy pumpkin soup.

Pink Lady apple - How to Use 10 Common Apple Varieties

Pink Lady
Best for: Eating fresh.
The Pink Lady variety was created by crossing an Australian apple called Lady Williams with a Golden Delicious. These have a distinctive pink color mixed with a green background. They have a sweet and slightly tart flavor with a crunchy texture.

Fuji Apple - How to Use 10 Common Apple Varieties

Fuji
Best for: Eating fresh.
Fujis tend to be sweeter and crisper than many other available apple varieties, making them popular for eating fresh. They can also last up to a year in the fridge.

Red Delicious Apple - How to Use 10 Common Apple Varieties

Red Delicious
Best for: Eating fresh.
This is the universally ubiquitous apple, Red Delicious apples have a juicy and mild flavor. They’re not the most exciting, but they are very common and well liked.

Cortland Apple - How to Use 10 Common Apple Varieties

Corland
Best for: Eating fresh, baking and stewing.
A descendant of the McIntosh apple, Cortlands are juicy with a tart flavor. These versatile apples are great for whatever your use may be.

Breaburn Apple- How to Use 10 Common Apple Varieties

Braeburn
Best for: Eating fresh.
Braeburns are sweet, tart, juicy and crispy.  A great snacking apple, sliced and cored, with some caramel or peanut butter.

Honey Crisp Apple - How to Use 10 Common Apple Varieties

Honey Crisp
Best for: Eating fresh and stewing.
These are frankly amazing.  Honeycrisps have a bright, sweet flavor and a crunchy, snappy texture.  This is my personal favorite apple for eating fresh.  Unfortunately they don’t hold their shape well for baking, but stewed apple sauce is perfect.

Golden Delicious Apple - How to Use 10 Common Apple Varieties

Golden Delicious
Best for: Eating fresh, baking and stewing.
Golden Delicious apples are light gold or yellow in color. They have a sweet flavor, firm flesh and thin skin. Use them in any recipe where you cook the apples.

Gala Apple - How to Use 10 Common Apple Varieties

Gala
Best for: Baking.
Gala apples tend to be small with red and green striped skin. They hold up well when baked, so try them the next time you’re making pie.McIntosh - How to Use 10 Common Apple Varieties

McIntosh
Best for: Baking and stewing.
The flesh of the McIntosh ideal for baking and stewing.  The skin is tough making it less suited for eating fresh.  They have a sweet tanginess.

Chocolate Climax Cookies

Published Tuesday, November 10th, 2015

chocolate climax cookies and nibs

These are truly the ultimate dark chocolate cookies.  We use four types of chocolate, including raw unprocessed cocoa nibs, and hardly any flour.  The nibs give them an amazing crunch with each bite.  There is so much chocolate in these cookies that the batter can barely stay together on its own — we have to refrigerate it before baking just to keep the batter together.

I got this recipe from a close friend who’s an accomplished European chef.  We began making these a few years ago around November/December, and while they aren’t your normal Christmas cookie, the whole family likes them so much that its become our favorite Christmas cookie of all.  The kids demand that we leave these for Santa on Christmas Eve because surely he’ll appreciate them, being that he’s a connoisseur of fine cookies and all that.

Also, because of the high percentage of unprocessed cocoa in these cookies, they contain a lot of the beneficial flavonoids which have been shown to have positive health effects.  These do have butter and sugar however, so it’s not a free pass to eat all you want, but at least there’s a positive side to these delicious treats.

I urge you to try these, and be sure to share the recipe with your friends.  You’ll never look at chocolate cookies the same way again.

chocolate climax cookies on rack
Chocolate Climax Cookies, with raw cacao nibs and dark chocolate

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The Best Family Christmas Movies

Published Tuesday, November 10th, 2015

The Best Family Christmas Movies

When I was young, if I wanted to watch a Christmas special I had to wait for it to come on TV on one of the 4 available stations.  I realize that I am dating myself with that comment (youngsters: this was before cable TV, Netflix, internet, or DVD players).  We marked it on the calendar, waited for it to come on, and they usually only played the show/movie once, maybe twice, in the season.  They were called “specials” because they really were special.  With Thanksgiving being the official kick-off to the Christmas season, the local TV stations would play the first Christmas show of the season on Thanksgiving night (American Thanksgiving that is, not Canadian Thanksgiving).

So in keeping with that tradition, we put away the Christmas DVDs all year and don’t pull them out until Thanksgiving night, when we let them watch one after dinner.  And right through New Years Day we have a frequent stream of Christmas specials playing, at which point they get put away again.  I think the rarity helps to add a bit of “specialness” to the movies.

As with my earlier list of the best Family Halloween and Thanksgiving movies, here are my picks for the best Christmas movies and shows.  Plenty of kid’s cartoon specials can be annoying for adults to watch, but we have put together a list of charming Christmas tales that are quite tolerable for adults.  These are the favorites in our household.  If you don’t already have all of these, each title below is a link that will show you where you get get a copy for yourself.

Share with your friends and family, and let us know in the comments below which ones your family enjoys most.

A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)
The original Charlie Brown special that started them all.  Charlie Brown seeks the real meaning of Christmas after becoming disenchanted with all the commercialism he sees around him.  Notice how the same themes people struggled with 50 years ago still plague us today.  All ages.

How The Grinch Stole Christmas (1966) (animated)
Boris Karloff narrates this original animated Dr. Seuss favorite about a grumpy hermit who plans to keep Christmas from coming.  All ages.

Elf (2003)
A human who was raised in the North Pole believing himself to be a Christmas Elf travels to New York to seek out his biological father and restore the Christmas spirit to those who have forgotten.  Ages 7+.

Rise of the Guardians (2012)
An all-star cast in an entirely original holiday story that will touch and entertain children and adults alike.  The Immortal Guardians (Santa, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, Sandman, and Jack Frost) team up to prevent the evil Boogie Man from destroying the innocence of children across the world.  Starring Hugh Jackman, Alec Baldwin, Chris Pine, and Jude Law.  Ages 7+.

Prep and Landing (2009)
Animated story of how the Christmas elves prepare each house in advance for the arrival of Santa Claus.  Very funny for adults as well as kids.  All ages.

Mickey’s Christmas Carol (1983)
The Disney characters play the roles in Dickens’ classic tale.  All ages.

The Night Before Christmas – Tom and Jerry (1941)
It is Christmas Eve and Tom gets to know the spirit of giving after he tosses Jerry outside in the cold when he catches him trying to get to a present.  This 9 minute short has such beautifully hand-drawn animation that you’ll wish they still make cartoons of this quality.  It was nominated for an Academy Award.  Available on the Tom and Jerry Golden Collection DVD.  All ages.

Yogis First Christmas (1980)
Yogi, Boo Boo, and Cindy awaken from hibernation to join their friends in Christmas celebrations, but can Yogi stay awake until Santa comes?  All ages.

Casper’s First Christmas (1979)
Casper gets a Christmas visit from Yogi Bear, Boo Boo, and the whole gang.  All ages.

How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) (live-action)
Jim Carrey plays the Grinch in the live-action retelling of the Dr. Seuss book.  All ages.

It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)
An angel helps a compassionate but despairingly frustrated businessman by showing what life would have been like if he never existed.  Such a beautiful and engaging story.  Although this is considered to be a Christmas classic, it spans the lifetime of the protagonist George Bailey, played by Jimmy Stewart.  Originally produced as black and white, I prefer the colorized version as I feel that it draws the audience in more, simply due to the additional visual clarity.  All ages, although young kids may find it boring.

TNT’s A Christmas Carol (1999)
The classic Dickens tale of hope and redemption.  Some of you may call me a blasphemer for saying this, but I find all other version of this beloved story to be inferior.  Starring Patrick Stewart as Scrooge, this is far and away the greatest rendition on screen.  The script was the most accurate to the book, and Stewart absolutely nails the role like none other.  This version brings me to tears every time I watch it.  All ages, although young kids may find it boring.

Holiday Inn (1942)
At an inn which is only open on holidays, a crooner and a dancer vie for the affections of a beautiful young performer.  Although this is often lumped in with Christmas movies, it spans all the holidays of the year.  Stars Bing Crosby and Fred Astaire.  Fun Facts: This is the movie that the song White Christmas was written for.  White Christmas is the best selling song of all time.  All ages, although young kids may find it boring.

White Christmas (1954)
A successful song-and-dance team become romantically involved with a sister act and team up to save the failing Vermont inn of their former commanding general from WWII.  Stars Bing Crosby, Rosemary Clooney, and Danny Kaye.  Fun facts: Rosemary is George Clooney’s nephew.  All ages, although young kids may find it boring.

What are your favorite Christmas specials?  Did I miss any?  Leave a comment below!

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Remember, Remember, the 5th of November

Published Thursday, November 5th, 2015

Happy Guy Fawkes Day.

If you’re not British, or haven’t seen “V” For Vendetta, then you may not be familiar with the nursery rhyme or the Gunpowder Plot Conspiracy.  (“V” For Vendetta is quite a good movie by the way.)  Here is a video briefly explaining the history of the phrase, “Remember, remember, the 5th of November”.

A fact of note, the Parliament Building (House of Lords) which the Catholic conspirators were attempting to blow up in 1605 is not the same as the building that is used today.  The mediaeval House of Parliament was twice destroyed by fire.  The lantern that Guy Fawkes was carrying that night in 1605 survives in the Ashmolean Museum, Oxford.  To this day it is customary for the Yeomen of the Guard to search the cellars of the Parliament Building before the official State Opening in November.

It’s also worth noting that Guy Fawkes was only a minor player in the conspiracy, but given that he was the one caught “red-handed”, he’s the one that was immortalized.

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The Fifth of November

Remember, remember!
    The fifth of November,
    The Gunpowder treason and plot;
    I know of no reason
    Why the Gunpowder treason
    Should ever be forgot!
    Guy Fawkes and his companions
    Did the scheme contrive,
    To blow the King and Parliament
    All up alive.
    Threescore barrels, laid below,
    To prove old England’s overthrow.
    But, by God’s providence, him they catch,
    With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
    A stick and a stake
    For King James’s sake!
    If you won’t give me one,
    I’ll take two,
    The better for me,
    And the worse for you.
    A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
    A penn’orth of cheese to choke him,
    A pint of beer to wash it down,
    And a jolly good fire to burn him.
    Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
    Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
    Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!

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Super Easy Harvest Pumpkin Soup

Published Wednesday, November 4th, 2015

Super Easy Harvest Pumpkin Soup mommy perfect

One of the most ubiquitous flavors of the fall is pumpkin (obviously).  Most pumpkin flavored foods are, fortunately or unfortunately, sweet desert items.  But pumpkin is versatile enough to be savory as well, and a warm, creamy, pumpkin soup on a cool autumn day is delightful.  Most pumpkin soup recipes however are either a huge chore to prepare or loaded with curry (a flavor that I personally don’t associate with fall harvest).

Here is my super easy version of pumpkin soup.

I suggest Granny Smith apples for this pumpkin soup, but if you want to try a different apple, I have a list of 10 common apple varieties and their uses, to help figure out which ones you might want to try.

If you are looking to reduce your dietary fat, you can replace the cream with one of these.  Here is a chart of the dietary fat from various replacement options:

Table: Fat grams per cup of dairy product

Heavy Cream (1 cup) 88 fat grams per cup
Half-and-Half (1 cup) 48 fat grams per cup
Whole Milk (1 cup) 7.9 fat grams per cup
2% Milk (1 cup) 4.8 fat grams per cup
1% Milk (1 cup) 2.4 fat grams per cup
Skim Milk (1 cup) 0 fat grams per cup

Super Easy Harvest Pumpkin Soup close mommy perfect

Genius DIY IKEA Platform Bed

Published Tuesday, November 3rd, 2015

If you have kids, you need more space.  Am I right?  My kids’ rooms have no room.

This clever design by Chris Heider uses seven basic cabinets from IKEA, some framing lumber, and for less than $500 he built this genius DIY IKEA platform bed in under six hours.  What makes this bed really interesting to me is how much space is available under the mattress as well as shelf space in the cabinets.  My kids would probably want to use the crawl space as a “fort” though.

For budget-conscience parents who are looking for ways to create more space in their child’s bedroom, watch this video.  He does a really great job simplifying it too.  I almost feel like I could tackle this one by myself.  (LOL, just kidding… my husband can do it.)

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Butternut Galliano

Published Monday, November 2nd, 2015

Butternut Galliano

This is a delicious dish for holiday meals to serve along side a turkey or ham.  Galliano is the “secret” ingredient that provides deep layers of flavor to the butternut squash and will have your guests begging for your recipe.  Galliano is an award winning sweet Italian liqueur, infused with natural spices and herbs, that provides complementary flavors to winter squash dishes and soups.    In some parts of the world butternut squash is also known as butternut pumpkin.  Galliano makes several different flavors of liqueur, but we are using the original flavor.

Butternut squashes do vary in size.  This recipe was designed for a large butternut yielding approximately 4 cups of cooked squash, so adjust recipe or cook two smaller squashes, as needed.

A simpler method for cooking the squash, using a slow-cooker:

  1. Wash the outside of the squash.
  2. Place whole inside your Crockpot.  No cutting or dicing.
  3. Add 1/2 inch of water to the Crockpot vessel.
  4. Cook on HIGH for 5 hours, or LOW for 8 hours, or until tender.
  5. Remove with tongs and place on a cutting board.
  6. Cut lengthwise down the middle.
  7. Using a spoon or an ice scream scoop, remove the seeds and stringy bits — discard.
  8. Carefully scoop out the tender flesh of the squash, leaving the skin.
  9. Prepare as above.

 

80s Cartoon Facts and Trivia

Published Sunday, November 1st, 2015
80s Cartoon Facts and Trivia
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The 1980s was arguably the best decade for kids cartoons — so many huge franchises were created in those 10 years.  Weekend mornings and after-school hours were packed with cartoons.  Here are some 80s cartoon facts and trivia that you might not have known about your favorite cartoons from one of the greatest periods of children’s TV programming.

  1. The Smurfs began as a Belgian comic series in 1958.
  2. The first Smurfs movie was released in 1965 in black-and-white.
  3. There are a total 418 Smurfs cartoons (not including movies and specials) that ran from 1981-89.  Warner Home Video has NOT released the complete collection in North America on Blu-ray or DVD.
  4. The Smurfs had their own breakfast cereal called “Smurfberry Crunch” that turned your poop blue.  It was quickly taken off the market and the blue food coloring was changed.
  5. The Smurfs was named the 97th best animated series by IGN. They called it “kiddie cocaine” for kids growing up in the 1980s.
  6. Snorks was created to be a direct competition to The Smurfs after a business dispute between Peyo (creator of The Smurfs) and Freddy Monnickendam (owner of The Smurfs distribution rights).  Snorks is essentially underwater Smurfs.  Both shows were produced by Hannah-Barbara.  65 episodes of Snorks ran from 1984-88.
  7. Disney’s Adventures of the Gummi Bears was inspired by then Disney CEO Michael Eisner when his son asked him for some gummy bear candy.
  8. Gummi Bears was the first Disney cartoon series created for TV.
  9. Gummi Bears is spelled with an “i”, whereas the gummy bear candy is spelled with a “y”.
  10. Grammi Gummi, the clan matriarch, was voiced by legendary voice actress June Foray.  She is considered to be the most prolific voice actor that ever lived due to the sheer number and variety of voices that she has performed in her long career. Some of June’s most recognizable cartoon voices are: Rocky the Squirrel and Natasha (Rocky and Bullwinkle), Magic de Spell and Ma Beagle (Duck Tales), Granny and Witch Hazel (Loony Toons), Betty Rubble (Flinstones), Jokey Smurf, and countless more.
  11. Heathcliff began as newspaper comic strip in 1973 and is still in print today.
  12. Heathcliff was voiced by legendary voice actor Mel Blanc.  Some of Mel’s most recognizable cartoon voices are: Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Elmer Fudd, Tweety Bird, Sylvester the Cat, Foghorn Leghorn, Yosemite Sam, Marvin the Martian, Pepe le Pew, Speedy Gonzales, Wile E. Coyote, Tasmanian Devil, Barney Rubble (Flinstones), Mr. Spacey (Jetsons), Woody Woodpecker, Wally Gator, Toucan Sam (Froot Loops commercials), and more.  He was known as “the male June Foray”.
  13. In the original script, Inspector Gadget was supposed to have a mustache and a British accent.
  14. In the pilot episode of Inspector Gadget, voice actor Gary Owens instead did an impersonation of Don Adams’ “Maxwell Smart” character from Get Smart (1965).  The producers of Inspector Gadget were so impressed with his impersonation of Don Adams that they decided to actually hire Don Adams to voice Gadget.
  15. Inspector Gadget is a bionic man who was surgically reconstructed after an accident.  He slipped on a banana peel, falling down several flights of stairs, while chasing Dr. Claw.
  16. Inspector Gadget was the first TV cartoon with stereo sound.
  17. Dr. Claw is based on the Blofeld character from James Bond, who was always seen petting his cat.  Dr. Evil, from Austin Powers, is also a caricature of Blofeld.
  18. Inspector Gadget was named the 54th best animated series by IGN.
  19. The Littles was based on a children’s book series of the same name.  29 episodes ran from 1983-85.  The Littles, along with Inspector Gadget and Heathcliff, was among the first shows created by DIC Entertainment, a French/Canadian/American animation studio.  DIC went on to became the largest producer of children’s TV programs.  DIC is an acronym for “Diffusion, Information et Communication”.
  20. Disney’s The Wuzzles was produced as a rival to The Care Bears and was released on the same day as The Gummi Bears: September 14, 1985.
  21. The Wuzzles only ran for 13 episodes and was canceled mostly due to the sudden death of Bill Scott, the voice of Moosel.  It’s the shortest running Disney cartoon show.
  22. Bill Scott was also the voice of Gruffi Gummi in the Gummi Bears, Bullwinkle in Rocky and Bullwinkle, and many others.
  23. The Dixie Chicks video for “Ready to Run” includes a person in a Moosel costume (Moosel, from The Wuzzels).
  24. DuckTales was based on the comic stips and books created by Carl Banks in the 1940s.  100 DuckTales episodes were created, but not all have been released on DVD in North America.
  25. In the comic books, Scrooge McDuck’s arch-rival Flintheart Glomgold is from South Africa.  In the cartoon he’s from Scotland, as is Scrooge.  His nationality was changed for the cartoon due to political issues in South Africa in the 80s.
  26. Ma Beagle and the Beagle Brothers from DuckTales were based on real people: Ma Barker and the Barker Gang from the 1930s.  As in the show, Ma Barker was the mother of the criminals and leader of the gang, although some historians claim that she had no leadership role in the gang.
  27. DuckTales was named the 18th best animated series by IGN.
  28. G.I. Joe began as a line of action figures in 1964.
  29. The term G.I. was originally used in reference to any military equipment made from “Galvanized Iron”.  Later the term became commonly used for “General Issue” or “Government Issue” referring to any military equipment (boots, tents, trucks, etc).   In WWII soldiers began referring to themselves as “G.I.”, implying that they are equally disposable as the equipment.
  30. In 1945 Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces, General Dwight D. Eisenhower said, “the truly heroic figure of this war is G.I. Joe,” referring to the common American soldier.
  31. G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero was revived in 1982 as line of action figures, following the success of the Star Wars toys.  Like so many others, the toys came before the cartoon — the purpose of the show was to sell more toys.  The cartoon didn’t launch until 3 years later, in 1985.  95 episodes of G.I. Joe cartoon was produced by Marvel (the comic company).
  32. The President of Hasbro and the President of Marvel met while peeing in the men’s room of a charity event.  They decided to collaborate, which led to G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero.  Marvel did all the creative work, creating the characters, stories, art, and design.
  33. Hasbro didn’t initially want to create villain toys for G.I. Joe, thinking that they wouldn’t sell.  Hasbro didn’t initially think that female character toys would sell either.
  34. Fourteen G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero characters were modeled after real people.
  35. The phrase “…and knowing is half the battle” concluded every episode of G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, because government censors at that time heavily restricted violence in children’s cartoons.  Cartoons like G.I. Joe and He-Man incorporated a moral lesson in each episode as a means to pacify the censors.
  36. G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero was named the 19th best animated series by IGN.
  37. Following the success of G.I. Joe, Hasbro created Transformers in conjuction with Japanese toymaker Takara Tomy.  As with G.I. Joe, the The Transformers cartoon was created and produced by Marvel, including all the characters and stories.
  38. Hasbro initially rejected the name Megatron, thinking it would be too scary for kids.
  39. Optimus Prime is a combination of two Latin words: optimus meaning “best” and prime meaning “first”.
  40. Transformers was named the 22nd best animated series by IGN.
  41. In 1976 Mattel turned down the opportunity to produce the Star Wars toys.  After the huge success of Star Wars, Mattel wanted to come up with the next big toy success, and He-Man and the Masters of the Universe was their answer.
  42. Like so many others, the He-Man toys came before the cartoon show — the purpose of the show was to sell more toys.  He-Man went on to make Mattel over a billion dollars.
  43. Rumors persist that He-Man was a copy of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s “Conan The Barbarian” movies, but it’s not true.  He-Man prototypes were created years before the first Conan movie.  In 1983 The Conan Licensing Company sued Mattel over the matter, but Mattel won.
  44. Original prototypes had He-Man with a dark-haired, brown-skinned, eastern European appearance.  Later, at the urging of Mattel executives, his hair was made blond and his skin lighter.
  45. Early He-Man comics had him as a superhuman barbarian with only half of the Power Sword, and Skeletor with the other half.  When the two halves were assembled it was the key to Castle Greyskill.  By the time the cartoon was released in 1983 He-Man’s backstory was changed to have his alter-ego as the prince of Eternia, he was given the entire Power Sword, and the sword was the source of his superpowers.
  46. In the cartoon series, He-Man never kills enemies and never strikes them with his sword.  His sword is only used to deflect objects.  He rarely even punches enemies, usually just throwing them, or throwing objects at them.  This was all due to the government censors’ strict restrictions on violence.
  47. He-Man and the Masters of the Universe was named the 58th best animated series by IGN.
  48. Mattel, in an attempt to capture a portion of the female market, created She-Ra: Princess of Power in 1985.  She-Ra was the long lost sister of He-Man.  She was introduced in a made-for-TV-movie called Secret of the Sword.
  49. The California Raisins was a claymation musical group created by the California Raisin Advisory Board to promote the food in commercials.  The marketing team are reported to have said in frustration, “We’ve tried everything but dancing and singing raisins”, at which point they tried it and struck marketing gold.
  50. The California Raisins commercials were so popular they spawned a cartoon series, a Christmas special, a Nintendo video game, and four studio records.  Their signature song “I Heard it Through the Grapevine” made it to the Billboard 100 list.
  51. Dungeons & Dragons was produced by Marvel and was based on the popular game of the same name.  27 episodes ran from 1983-85.  The climactic conclusion was written as a final episode, but the network canceled the show before it was produced.
  52. To satisfy the many fans of the series who wanted to know the conclusion, a radio production was made using the script of the final episode “Requiem“.
  53. The level of violence in Dungeons & Dragons was unprecedented for its time.  An episode titled “The Dragon’s Graveyard” was almost not allowed to be shown because the heroes contemplated killing their evil nemesis Venger.
  54. In 1985 the US Government demanded that a label run at the beginning of each Dungeons & Dragons episode warning about its violence.
  55. Dungeons & Dragons was named the 64th best animated series by IGN.
  56. The Super Mario Bros Super Show cartoon series was launched in 1989 and ran for 52 episodes.  The beginning and end of each show featured live actors, including celebrity guests and athletes.  The live dialogue was improvised (unscripted).
  57. The popularity of Nintendo’s 1986 video game The Legend of Zelda spawned a 13-episode cartoon series that was incorporated as part of The Super Mario Bros Super Show.  The Zelda video game franchise has gone on to be Nintendo’s second most popular franchise; Mario is number one.
  58. Comedian Robin Williams named his daughter Zelda after the video game and cartoon’s princess.
  59. American Greetings (the greeting card company) created Strawberry Shortcake in 1977 for use on greeting cards.  In 1979 the toys were licensed through Hasbro.  The cartoon show was released in 1980.  Strawberry Shortcake became a huge fad through the early 80s, spawning merchandise and even an Atari video game.
  60. Following in the footsteps of Strawberry Shortcake’s success, American Greetings had the same creative team develop The Care Bears in 1981.  The Care Bears Movie (1985) was the highest grossing non-Disney animated film at that time.  The Care Bears cartoon show followed in 1986.  The franchise has been rebooted several times since then.  Most recently, in 2015 Netflix commission a new cartoon series.
  61. Not to be outdone by American Greetings, Hallmark Cards created the Shirt Tales characters in 1980 for use on greeting cards.  They were a collection of animals wearing t-shirts with messages written on them.  The card were such a success that Hallmark teamed with Hannah-Barbara to make a cartoon series which ran from 1982-84.
  62. After Shirt Tales was canceled, Hallmark went on to create Rainbow Brite (who’s real name is Wisp).  The cartoon was released in 1984 with just 13 episodes, but the concept has been rebooted several times since then.  The toys were licensed to Mattel.  The toy commercials frequently used the song “Over The Rainbow” from The Wizard of Oz, but with altered lyrics.
  63. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles began as a self-published comic book in 1984.  The creator took a loan from his uncle to get the comic made.
  64. Initially the turtles all wore the same colored headband, but they were changed to be distinct colors in order to tell the characters apart.  The cartoon was released in 1987 and went on to become one of the most popular cartoons in history.
  65. In Britain the show was called Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles, again due to government censorship regarding violence (the word “ninja” being considered too violent).
  66. In Britain the turtle’s common catchphrases “lets kick some shell” and “bummer” were censored from the show.  “Bummer” is British slang for anal sex (“bum” being a British term for “butt”).
  67. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was named the 55th best animated series by IGN.
  68. In the 1980s there were two cartoons about ghost busting: Ghostbusters (1986) and The Real Ghostbusters (1984).  Filmation initially had a live-action TV show called Ghostbusters in 1975.  When the popular movie came out in 1984 starring Bill Murray and Dan Akroid, Columbia Pictures had to pay Filmation for rights to use the Ghostbuster name for the film.  But Columbia didn’t pay for rights to use the name as a cartoon.  After the film’s success the cartoon series was created in 1984 using the same characters as the movie, but they had to call it The Real Ghostbusters.  Filmation, having retained their TV rights to the name Ghostbusters, created their own cartoon in 1986 with entirely different characters and storyline from the movie.  Many kids at the time, including myself, were confused.
  69. The Real Ghostbusters was named the 22nd best animated series by IGN.
  70. The Simpsons originated as a series of shorts on The Tracy Ullman Show (a comedic  variety show) in 1987.  After 3 seasons The Simpson was given their own half-hour prime-time show.  It holds the record for the longest running prime-time cartoon in US history (formerly held by The Flinstones), and the longest running sitcom in history (formerly held by Ozzie and Harriet).
  71. The Simpsons was named the #1 best animated series by IGN.
  72. Thundercats finished production in 1983, but didn’t get released on TV until two years later, in 1985.
  73. When the Thundercats escape from their planet Thundera, they crash-land on Earth set in the future.
  74. Thundercats was named the 49th best animated series by IGN.
  75. Jem was created by Hasbro to compete with Barbie.  Like so many others, the cartoon show was created to promote the toys.  The show was created and produced by Marvel.
  76. The inclusion of music videos in the Jem shows was in response to the popularity of MTV.
  77. Jem contains a total of 187 music videos with 151 unique songs in 65 episodes.  No official soundtrack was ever released.
  78. In the Jem song/video “Who Is He Kissing”, the lyrics suggest that Jem is having sex with her boyfriend Rio.  In a decade of such tight government censorship, it’s surprising that this got past them.
  79. Jem became the #1 cartoon in it’s time slot.  In response, Mattel created Barbie and the Rockers toy line.
  80. Unlike most cartoon series’, Jem had a series finale where The Holograms and The Misfits declare a truce.
  81. Voltron: Defender of the Universe was the first authentic Japanese anime to achieve popular appeal in the USA in 1984.  There had been other anime shows prior, such as Speedracer (1966), but they had been heavily softened for American audiences.
  82. In the original Japanese edition, the Sven character dies early in the first season, but because of American censorship standards they modified the story so that Sven doesn’t die.  Instead he is wounded and leaves the show to go heal up.
  83. The series that was originally intended to be imported from Japan was an adaptation of Mirai robo Daltanias (1979), but Toei Animation accidentally sent the wrong tapes to World Events Productions in the USA.  Instead they sent tapes of Beast King GoLion (1981).  The US producers found that they liked GoLion better and adapted it into Voltron.
  84. Voltron: Defender of the Universe was named the 76th best animated series by IGN.
  85. M.A.S.K. is an acronym that stood for “Mobile Armored Strike Kommand” (command with a “k”).  Their enemies were V.E.N.O.M., an acronym for “Vicious Evil Network Of Mayhem”.  The show involved ordinary vehicles that could transform into powerful battle vehicles.
  86. M.A.S.K. was named the 99th best animated series by IGN.
  87. Mister T was an 80s icon, and the only real person to have a cartoon series and a breakfast cereal named for them.  His early jobs including bouncer and celebrity bodyguard.
  88. Mister T’s big break came when Sylvester Stallone cast him in Rocky III as the movie’s primary antagonist.  He was competing in “America’s Toughest Bouncer” competition when Stallone spotted him.
  89. Hulk Hogan was another 80s icon who had his own cartoon show: Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling (though no breakfast cereal).  Hogan’s character in the cartoon was voiced by Brad Garret, who went on to play Ray Barone’s brother Robert in Everybody Loves Raymond (1996).
  90. Dennis The Menace started as a newspaper comic strip in 1951, and has spawned countless spin-offs including the cartoon in 1986.
  91. Phil Hartman of Saturday Night Live fame was the voice of Dennis’ father Henry and of his tortured neighbor Mr. Wilson.
  92. Like so many others, the My Little Pony toys came before the cartoon — the purpose of the show was to sell more toys.  My Little Pony has been retooled several times since its original release in 1984.
  93. The popularity of the 2010 reboot My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is credited as generating a subculture of adult male (and boy) fans referred to as “bronies” (bro ponies).  BronyCon conventions have become common around the world.

Did we miss any?  Leave a comment below.

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Traditional Scottish Bread Sauce

Published Sunday, November 1st, 2015

Traditional Scottish Bread Sauce

“The whole point of roast turkey is the bread sauce.” –Great-grandma Fraser

In North America bread sauce is virtually unknown, which is unusual because so many of our American and Canadian customs — especially holiday customs — came from Britain.  Bread sauce is one of the oldest British sauces, with records of it going back to medieval times, and is the only surviving bread-thickened sauce from that epoch.  Its an important part of a traditional British Christmas dinner to accompany roast poultry.

Bread sauce is a savory sauce with a very unique flavor, unlike anything you’ve tasted before.  Its excellent with turkey or any fowl, but accompanies well with beef, lamb, or fish.  It should be served up similarly to how we traditionally serve cranberry sauce: a dab along side your meat.  You can also “butter” your bread with it when making a turkey sandwich from leftovers.  Can be served cold, but I prefer it warm.

My family’s recipe came over with them from Scotland more than a century ago and has been served with every Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner in living memory.  Bread sauce is easy to make and is a crowd-pleasing extra for the holidays or for any special gathering.  It also freezes well, so can be made up to a month is advance.

I like what Mrs. Leyel and Miss Hartley have to say about bread sauce from their famous cookbook The Gentle Art of Cookery (1925): “This is one of the sauces we make better in England than in France, for the French don’t make bread sauce at all — a great mistake on their part, for properly made it is excellent, not only with birds but with many kinds of fish.”

Try it this holiday season and let us know what you think about it in the comments section below.

 

ALDI Is Trader Joe’s Without the Charm

Published Thursday, October 29th, 2015
ALDI Is Trader Joe's Without the Charm
(Image source: Coca Cola, vintage ad)

Last week, being mid-October, we took the kids to a local church pumpkin patch (read: parking lot) to pick out their Halloween carvers.  A medium/large kid pumpkin was $30.  So after taking obligatory pictures of them trouncing around the patch, we headed off the Walmart grocery store, where their giant cardboard box at the front door indicated the price: $5.99.  But horrors, it was empty, sold out.  That’s when a nice older lady mentioned that Aldi may still have some pumpkins.  Aldi?

I first heard about Aldi a few years ago, but I thought it was a “scratch-and-dent” place with cheap prices because all the food was expired so they pawn it off on poor suckers who don’t care what they eat because they’re starving.  Like those Hostess Bakery Outlets that sell moldy Twinkies.  (I bought a box of Twinkies there once and they were all moldy, which disproves the myth that they will survive a nuclear winter.)

In case you’re like me and didn’t know what Aldi was about, Aldi (or ALDI) is a global supermarket chain founded in 1946 in Germany by brothers Karl and Theo Albrecht.  The name “Aldi” is an abbreviation of Albrecht Discount; pronounced “Al-dee” (not a great name).  They own and operate another discount grocery store in North America which you may have heard of: Trader Joe’s.  I had no idea.  Just like Trader Joe’s, Aldi sells mostly their own brands which allows them to have extremely low prices, and as with Trader Joe’s their brands are premium quality.

Their primary focus is discount prices so everything is geared towards reducing costs:

  • They don’t advertise.  Advertising is a big cost for supermarkets.
  • They have very few staff, so don’t expect a lot of personalized service.  They have cashiers, but not much more.  They are known to pay their staff a wage significantly above minimum wage though; because each store has such few staff they are able to pay employees above average.
  • The building is plain, the walls are plain, there’s no frills.  Decorations add cost.
  • They won’t bag your groceries for you.  They don’t even provide bags.  You bring your own and you bag it yourself.  (They do sell bags if you need extra.)
  • In the USA they don’t accept credit cards, only cash, bank debit cards, and food stamp cards (EBT).  Credit cards charge retailers a fee, so they don’t take them.
  • You pay a quarter to get a shopping cart, but you have to take the cart back up to the door to get your quarter back.  This eliminates the need for an employee to gather the carts.
  • Almost everything they sell is their own brand.  There are a few named brands, like Coke, but not much.

It’s not entirely packaged processed foods either, they have fresh produce and healthy options like lean meats and egg whites.  I put together a list of 11 common items, then compared Aldi’s prices to Walmart Neighborhood Market (their supermarket-only stores) and then to a major regional supermarket for the same 11 items.  In each case I selected the least expensive available option of the comparable item, including the generic brands.  Cheapest price is in BOLD.

Food Item Walmart Regional Supermarket Aldi
gallon milk, whole $3.72 $3.55 $3.39
dozen eggs $3.74 $3.09 $2.29
Greek yogurt $3.98 $4.99 $3.69
bread, loaf $1.00 $2.09 $.50
1 lb ground beef $4.97 $6.10 $4.99
1 lb chicken breast $1.99 $4.29 $2.79
instant rice $1.78 $2.29 $1.75
pasta noodles $2.00 $3.00 $1.45
mini wheat cereal $2.98 $2.25 $1.99
1 qt half-and-half $2.98 $2.29 $1.89
8 oz deli turkey $3.98 $5.99 $2.49
TOTAL $32.85 $39.93 $27.22

Although their products are “generic”, having tested several standard food items of theirs, I couldn’t tell the difference and neither could my kids.  I’ll give you an example: my son likes Cheez-Its crackers in his school lunch.  I’ve tried generic brands before but he somehow tastes the difference and won’t eat them.  I tested Aldi’s “Cheeze-Its” knock-off brand and my son didn’t know.  They are not inferior in any detectable way.  In fact Aldi is so confident in their quality that they provide a “Double Guarantee” on their products: if you aren’t satisfied they will refund your money AND replace the item.  The prices are cheap, but their quality is not.

If you need your supermarket to be highly decorated like an amusement park, or you want to buy premium brands (read: over-priced) then Aldi isn’t for you.  However, if you’re like the 98% of us who budgets their income but still demands quality and healthy food for you and your family, Aldi does have a lot to offer.

We ended up getting the kids’ Halloween pumpkins from Aldi for $4 each, the same medium/large sized ones selling at Walmart for $6 and at the church for $30.  Who knew Aldi is Trader Joe’s without the charm?

(I am not paid by Aldi or anybody else for this article — remember, they don’t advertise.  I have no vested interest in any supermarkets.  This is an entirely impartial review.)

Trick-or-Treating Sure Has Changed

Published Tuesday, October 27th, 2015
halloween trick or treat
(Image source: Brach’s candy, vintage ad)

Trick-or-treating sure has changed since we were young.  On Halloween night after my parents tried unsuccessfully to get us to eat dinner, I’d get dressed in my costume, then my friends and I would grab our pillow cases and head out around our own neighborhood until the bag was too heavy to carry.  We would return home in the dark, dump our loot on the floor, and proceed to count and compare,  separating the good from the bad.  All while our parents sat on the front lawn with neighbor friends drinking wine and handing out candy to other kids.  It was great, and nobody ever got hurt.

Now we hear about all these alternatives to trick-or-treating, such as events that groups and churches put together — they are more like fairs than anything else — with games, bouncy houses, and rows of candy booths to “trick-or-treat” from.  They have this thing called “trunk-or-treating” in parking lots, in daylight, where you get candy from a row of decorated cars.  Indoor shopping malls host tricks-or-treats; all organized and supervised for safety.  I understand safety is important, but what about faith in your fellow man?  There is the rare occurrence of candy tampering, and I mean rare, in fact its so rare that there are no documented cases of any kids ever dying from tampered Halloween candy, yet the news media repeats the same legends every year.  But even still, who’s to say that the person at the mall store or the car owner passing out candy from his trunk is less inclined to want to hurt children than your neighbors are?  I realize some people are in circumstances where these alternative options may be all they have, due to weather or unsafe neighborhoods, and that’s fine, but what about the rest of you?

In my neighborhood there are children, we see them all the time, but come Halloween it’s like a ghost town.  We have tried to trick-or-treat in our own area, but no one was handing out candy.  We have since discovered a particularly festive neighborhood in our town that participates with gusto, so we drive over there now.

I recently came across an app, that tells you which houses are participating in trick-or-teats (yes, there’s an app for that).  Wow, 21st century trick-or-treating with your smartphone.  I guess it takes too much time to knock on a door if nobody is home?  Sheesh.

When we were young we actually got to keep our candy, munching on it daily until all that was left were Tootsie Rolls.  Modern parents make their kids “trade” their candy in for some other healthier treat or toys (I say trade, but we all know its involuntary confiscation).  Some households get a visit from the “candy fairy” in the night, who robs the children of their hard earned loot, leaving some reward in its place.  If that happened to any of us when we were kids you know she’d be regarded as the tooth fairy’s wicked step sister — bitch stole my candy!  All that work that the children do just to have it taken away.

I understand not wanting the children to eat too much, I totally get it — I don’t want my kids to eat too much either.  But you have to put yourself in their shoes, remember back to what you felt like at their age.  With our kids we decided to let them keep what they earned, but with limits.  On Halloween night we let them eat what they want, and after that we limit them to one piece per day.  Within a couple weeks they forget about it, at which time I put their bags into the back of the fridge where it sits forgotten until the following Halloween when we use it as the candy to give out.  We’ve also donated their left over forgotten candy to the troops or other charities, but only after the kids are done with it, and with their agreement.

Times must change, and traditions evolve, but it’s just interesting to look at the “then and now” of Halloween traditions and consider how they have changed.  I can only imagine what it will be like when my kids are the parents — kids will be trick-or-treating online and Amazon will mail them a box of candy.

Gidget Fraser is a guest writer for Mommy Perfect.

Satan and the Annoying Lady

Published Monday, October 26th, 2015

Satan and the Annoying Lady

I had a very strange and annoying thing happen to me at the grocery store today.  Let me first start by saying that I use coupons and I use all the apps I talk about in my article How to Get Paid to Shop.  Today I was using Shopkick.  If you are not familiar with it, it’s an app that you use to earn gift cards by visiting stores; all kinds of retailers, not just supermarkets.  You open the app outside the store, sometimes you get points for just walking in, and sometimes by scanning items inside the store.  I have many friends who have earned quite a few gift cards by using this.

As I was saying, I was at the supermarket today and I opened my app at the door as usual to pick up my walk-in points.  I thought I would check out what the scans were just in case I was buying any of the stuff.  Turns out that none of them were on my shopping list, but they weren’t hard to find, so I figured I would do a bit of scanning first.  It’s like a scavenger hunt.

I approached the rice aisle to find the products to scan and there was a middle-aged woman looking at the items next to me.  I didn’t pay her any mind, just began scanning the different rice boxes that Shopkick wanted me to.  After just a few moments she turns to me and asks me what I am doing.  I explain to her about the app, how you can earn stuff without having to buy anything, and right now I’m getting points by scanning rice boxes — she looks at me like I am a crazy person.  She’s not much older than me so couldn’t have been surprised by the technology, but fine, I get it, it’s not for everyone, whatever.  So I finish the scanning and she is still standing there staring at me like I have tail or something.  Now she’s being a little bit creepy.

I turn and walk away, but she follows me, catches up, and intensely prattles off a list of questions and comments at me like I’m being interrogated: who is behind this, what is their purpose,  what are their plans, you know nothing is free, that’s not safe to use, it sounds like they are the devil.  Yes, the devil made an appearance in her barking commentary.  She tells me that you never know what these people will do next with all the information they have about me.  I sigh inwardly.  Now I have a crazy bitch following me.  Super.

I don’t stop walking, but I take a breath to compose myself, then I briefly explain to her it is basically anonymous; they don’t have anything but my email address (of which I use a fakey/spam Gmail address for stuff like this).  Lady wasn’t satisfied and she wasn’t through with me yet.  She continued following me around the corner and down the next aisle while dousing me with round 2 of her cray-cray: she would rather pay full price for everything than jeopardize her privacy, she urges me to stop using it right now, saving money isn’t worth it, and I think Satan’s dastardly plans might have made another appearance in this round of verbal badgering.  Meanwhile my kids are running amok up and down the aisle, crashing into each other and the shelves, making so much noise.  I realize that this lady is probably doing what she feels is the right and just trying to help save me from damnation, because apps are sinful or something, but I’ve had enough and I don’t have time for her bullshit.  I stop my cart, look her dead in the eye, and with a polite but stern voice I say to her, “just by owning a cell phone you basically have no privacy so if you don’t like that then don’t get one.”  I turned back to my cart and walked away from her the second time.

I wanted to let her know how very special she was that she didn’t have to use coupons, that earning gift cards can be useful for Christmas and birthdays, and how nice it was for her to be living up on that high horse.  These are the things that I wanted to say, but I’m nice, so I didn’t.  I just walked away.

 

Five Ways Being A Mom Is Just Like Being A Teenager

Published Thursday, October 15th, 2015
Five Ways Being A Mom Is Just Like Being A Teenager
(Image source: Coca Cola, vintage ad)

If you’re like me you enjoy being a mom and find it incredibly fulfilling in countless ways, but you also reflect back on your care-free teen years with fond nostalgia.  On occasion I find myself daydreaming about being a teenager again.  I even enjoy those silly movies where the adult trades bodies with the teen (slightly ashamed to admit that).  Recently I got to thinking about how life as a mom is remarkably similar to being a teen, which is something I hadn’t realized before now.

1. No Drinking Alcohol
From the earliest moments of pregnancy, whether you’re trying for a baby or if the pregnancy test reveals a surprise, you go dry on alcohol.  I know that not every mom can or wants to nurse for very long, but in my case I breast-fed my first-born for two years.  As soon as I weaned her off the breast, I got pregnant again, and followed the same routine with my son.  From the time I first learned that I was pregnant until I was able to drink again, I had been 5-1/2 years dry.  This scenario is fairly common with moms.  Just like when you were a teenager.

2. You Have No Clue (but you pretend that you do)
Somebody once summed up parenting in the following way: Kids pretty much raise themselves, the parents are just there to try to keep them from dying.  While I wouldn’t subscribe to that philosophy entirely, I do understand the sentiment.  A lot of parenting involves having no idea what to do, but you try to figure it out and make your best guess, all while presenting an aura of authoritative confidence.  In other words, you have no clue, but you pretend that you do.  Just like when you were a teenager.

3. Homework For Hours
Somewhere around 4th Grade the homework really seems to pick up, and up, and up.  I personally believe that kids are assigned far too much homework nowadays, but that’s a subject for another time.  I spend hours every night, and some weekends, helping the kids with their homework.  Its primary focus of every weekday evening.  Just like when you were a teenager.

4. Sneaking Sex
When you have kids you simply will no longer be having sex whenever you feel like.  Your sex life will have to devolve to sneaking around all over again — just like your teen years.  In the garage, spare bedroom, even the spare bathroom.  Make sure nobody’s around, lock the door, be super quiet…
*knock-knock*
Mom: (whisper) Damn, I thought they were watching TV!
Dad: (whisper) They WERE!
Kid: Are you in there?
Dad: Yes!  What do you need?
Kid: I need to go pee.
Mom: You know how to pee by yourself, just go do it!
Kid: What are you doing?
Dad: (whisper) OH WHAT THE F—!  Do they have radar?
Mom: We’re just taking a little nap.

When kids come along, the sexual freedom of your twenties and the honeymoon period of your marriage disappears, and you resume to sneaking around for sex. Just like when you were a teenager.

5. The Damn Minivan
In the early teen years you have your mom drive you and your friends everywhere — in the minivan.  You learn to drive — in the minivan.  Once you’re granted the freedom to drive yourself around — the minivan.  For some of us, when you move out or go off to college — minivan.  I hated minivans all through my teens (and beyond), and wanted nothing more than to drive something other than that.  Fast-forward 15 years and a couple of kids, soccer practices, birthday parties, camping trips — pretty soon all the space in those minivans looks really appealing.  Back to driving the damn minivan, just like when you were a teenager.  (It might even have enough room to sneak some sex!)

 

 

Holiday Diet: How To Enjoy The Holidays While Dieting

Published Tuesday, October 13th, 2015
Holiday Diet: How To Enjoy The Holidays While Dieting
(Image source: 7-Up, vintage ad)

When the weather starts getting cooler in Autumn and the “Pumpkin Spice” flavored goodies appear wherever you look, most people who had been successful with their eating habits up until now will suddenly begin cheating too often and losing their hard-earned gains.  Halloween candy, family feasts, pie, gravy, egg nog, fruitcake, cookies, chocolates… the last three months of every year!  We all find our will-power being tested at holidays, and for many people who are trying to pursue body or fitness goals, this time of year mark the end of their healthy diet – they give up entirely and revert to horrible eating habits until New Year’s rolls around again, then the cycle starts over.

Anybody who tells you that its easy is lying to you.  If it were easy then everybody would be in great shape.  As a former athlete and fitness professional, I’ve spent years seeing how people struggle this time of year — including myself — and I’ve learned some valuable lessons to help navigate the holidays without blowing up your diet.

  • Why do we crave fats and sugars?
  • How to use “cheat meals” to keep you ON your diet without feeling guilty.
  • Is gluten the real reason that you struggle to get trim?  Or is it sugar?  Or pesticides?  Or something else?
  • What should you do if you give in to temptation?
  • Should you be eating low-fat or low-carb?

I’ve writen a new book called “The Holiday Dieting Handbook”, available at Amazon, which answers these questions and many more.  Full of delicious holiday recipes that won’t compromise your diet or make you feel like you’re missing out.  These are all-original recipes that aren’t on my website or anywhere else.

Want to know what the biggest lie in the fitness industry is?  Here is an excerpt from the book:

Competitive athletes and bodybuilders have known for decades that the best way to get protein is to eat food; not protein powders or bars. Even though they all sell powders and bars, they rarely eat the stuff. The powder business is hugely profitable, and so they all try to sell the public on the myth that you can drink this expensive powder and look just like them. Meanwhile they almost never touch the stuff. Powders are highly processed waste byproduct of food manufacturing (mostly from dairy processing). They used to throw the stuff away, then someone got the idea to sell it.  Through fancy packaging, attractive models, and a lot of misleading (or outright false) advertising, a multi-billion dollar business has sold a naïve public that they need powdered protein to get fit.  I could write an entire book about all the fraud that goes on in the supplement business, but suffice for now that powders and bars should be your last option, not your first.  These overpriced powders do have their place as an occasional meal replacement when you’re in a pinch and have no other choice, such as an airline flight, a long meeting, and when added to certain recipes. The pros do use powders in this limited way as well. Just remember: powders are a food of last resort.

Holiday Dieting HandbookThe Holiday Dieting Handbook is available now at Amazon for $1.99 digital download (free with Kindle Unlimited).  I hope it helps you to make it to New Years with your diet intact!

 

 

Hard Root Beer Is A Thing Now

Published Tuesday, October 13th, 2015
Hard Root Beer
(Image source: vintage ad)

Summer of 2015 hard root beer exploded on the scene in the USA, becoming the top selling “craft” beer of the summer.  Very simply, its brewed alcoholic root beer that tastes like the soda-pop you drank as a kid.  Its been selling out nationwide with many retailers unable to keep it on the shelves.  I just recently found it at my nearby liquor store.  Hard root beer is a thing now, so I thought I’d share my impression of it.

To begin with, let me just rant a bit about the definition of “craft beer”.  That term doesn’t have a precise meaning any longer.  Once upon a time craft beer (aka microbrew, aka craft brew) was truly small batch, local breweries, without any meaningful distribution.  What happens when a craft brewery becomes large, statewide, nationwide, or bought by a major brewery such as Anheiser Busch — is it still “craft”?  They continue to market it as craft, they try to maintain the craft image, but I would argue that at some point a craft beer outgrows that label, or never deserves that label to begin with.  Not that there’s anything wrong with getting big and having large distribution. If they can maintain their quality and unique tastes that appeal to their target market, then who cares what it’s called?  But a garage band is garage band, and once they sign to Virgin they should drop that adjective.

I mention this because the hard root beer that exploded onto the market this year is called Not Your Father’s Root Beer made by Small Town Brewery.  They package it like it’s a garage brew, with words like “tradition” and “family” plastered across their website, and stories about their great-great-grandfather’s recipes.  So who is this small-batch brewer who went from nobody to nationwide in one summer?  It’s Pabst.  You know, the 3rd largest brewery in America, just behind Miller-Coors (Miller and Coors merged in 2007).  Just to be very clear, if the product is consistently good, neither you nor I should care who owns the brand — I’m just being a bit nerdy about using the term “craft”.

One more detail worthy of noting: beer distribution in America is nothing short of idiotic.  Retailers in any particular region can only buy what the distributors in that region are selling.  If a liquor store in Oregon wants to carry a beer from some exciting new brewery in Florida, too bad, its illegal, and there’s not a thing he can do about it.  Its literally the opposite of a free-market economy.  The reason this matters is because when I decided to review all the hard root beers currently on the market, I was immediately restricted to whatever my local distributor will let me have, which is only four brands.  There are more out there, but I can only review these four at present.  End of rant, now onto reviewing the brew, from worst to first.

4. Mission Hard Root Beer
A microbrewery in San Diego, Mission was my least favorite of this selection.  Unpleasant.  A lot of malt liquor, not much root beer.
Aroma: dusty malt liquor and spices.  I envision a musty old basement of molded grain.
Taste: Not very sweet, overly malt, minor spice notes, finishes strong of anise or licorice.
3/10

3. Sprecher Hard Root Beer
Sprecher is primarily known as a soda-pop maker in Wisconsin.  Even though hard root beer only became a big hit this year (2015), Sprecher has been making their hard root beer since 2013.  I found this root beer to be similarly unpleasant to Mission; barely drinkable.  Its only slightly better than Mission because the aroma wasn’t as bad.  Too much malt, not enough root beer.
Aroma: Fermented malt.
Taste: Overly malty, no spice notes, very one-dimensional flavor profile, mostly of fermented malt.
3/10

2. Coney Island Hard Root Beer
Coney Island is a front for Boston Beer Co, aka Sam Adams; not a microbrew by any stretch.  Marketing shenanigans aside, Coney Island was much more enjoyable to me than the prior two.
Aroma:  Shallow hint of spices on the nose.
Taste: Tastes like you poured malt liquor in with a root beer; a balance of the two flavor profiles.
5/10

1. Not Your Father’s Hard Root Beer
As I pointed out earlier, owned by Pabst (third-largest American brewery), this one is responsible for hard root beer going mainstream, and rightly so.  I couldn’t care less that a big brewery makes this — it’s delicious!  Its not just good hard root beer, its good root beer period.  Put a scoop of vanilla ice cream in a frosty mug — heaven!  If your kids get into this they won’t know that its alcoholic.
Aroma: Smells just like root beer.  Lovely spices, vanilla, molasses and honey.  No hint of alcohol.
Taste: Tastes exactly like root beer.  Deep flavors that keep coming.  No sense that its fermented.
9/10

Hard Root Beer with Vanilla Ice Cream
Hard Root Beer with Vanilla Ice Cream (photo by Brent Hofacker)

I’ll mention that I rated these on the merits of what they were meant to be, which is root beer.  I didn’t judge it as malt liquor or beer.  With that in mind there is only one choice and that’s Not Your Father’s.  Try it and let us know your thoughts in the comments below.

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UPDATE 2/7/2016: A new hard root beer brand popped up in the supermarkets so I decided to try it out and provide my review.  Best Damn Root Beer

Best Damn is a front for Anheuser-Busch.  This is their attempt to participate in the specialty brewed hard root beer market — they also make an hard apple cider (which I haven’t tried yet).  They only just launched this product a few weeks ago and its already in nearly every beer aisle in America.  Clearly Budweiser has clout with the beer distributors.  Anheuser-Busch claims to have been working on the recipe since 2014, but if I had been one of their test subjects I’d have suggested that they keep trying.  This boozy root beer isn’t very good.  That’s not to say that its “bad”, but it’s just not very yummy.  The flavor is extremely one dimensional.  It’s less sweet than some of the other choices on the market (whether that’s good or bad is up to you), but for me that’s a drawback.  As I said in my original review above, if I’m going to drink a hard root beer it’s because I want it to taste like root beer, not just some bland beer product that vaguely resembles my favorite soda-pop.  It tastes like you had a root beer with ice, then let all the ice melt, thoroughly watering it down.  I pick up no spice notes or much flavor at all, just some vague molasses.  On the one hand I expected a big brewer like AB to spend the effort to do it right, but on the other hand it fits right in with Budweiser (being a poor excuse for a beer).  You have better options to chose from.
4/10